1:10 – Well that’s one way to dismiss those hermaphrodite rumours.
1:54 – Gaga not impressed…
1:57 – …but happy to share spit with pretty much anyone.
2:06 – You have a call, Gaga! Guess her Heartbeats earphones have finally done her ears in.
2:10 – Blatant product placement. Why do I have a nasty feeling it won’t be the last?
2:27 – Anyone else see Madonna?
2:57 – Are those beer cans in her hair?
3:14 – This dancing is…interesting.
4:16 – Gaga may not be concealing a penis but she somehow manages to fit that phone into even the tiniest of outfits.
4:27 – Urge. to. Google. Plenty. of. Fish. Do not want!
4:54 – Nice to see Beyoncé’s forays into (wooden) acting have come in handy.
5:55 – Apparently when Gaga and co. plot to kill men they wear yellow. You have been warned.
6:09 – That blonde woman in the background is like, “Yay, misogyny!”
7:35 - All this food is making me really hungry.
7:51 – Corpses aside, pretty hot.
8:40 – Don’t push it, Gaga.
9:11 – Very Thelma and Louise. But will it end the same way? Guess we’ll have to watch this space.